Babumoshay...

Off late it has been too late in office, rather not too late but more than often lots of things jamming up my mind. I feel tired than anything else. Though had a Lunch Outing with my team which was awesome. Maybe some nice sleep this coming holiday weekend is the only thing I am looking forward too.
In between mostly I have found nothing to blog, strange but nothing much. So I thought I will put something that excites me most, something about movies. Nowadays I have been posting the following status on my messanger.

babumoshay zindagi lambi nahi badi honi chahiye, hum sab to rang manch ki kathputliyan hai, kyon murarilal, arre oh murarilal, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anand mara nahi, anand marte nahi...

Crap not at all, I just love the movie. Anyway speaking of dialouges these are few I recived as a mail forward today, courtesy Sandy. Some dialouges which spawned the word cliched.

1. nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai
2. Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ....lakin mera pyar nahin
3. Kuttey kameenay main tera khoon peejaoonga
4. Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon
5. Hum eenth ka jawab paththar se dengey
6. Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo.......
7. Kutte! Kamine ! .....
8. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.
9. Doctor: Chawbees ganthe tak hosh nahin aaya to .....
10. Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna.
11. Doctor: I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey.
12. Munni bai, Thakur saheb aaye hai.
13. Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga.
14. Maa!!, Sab kehte hai ke tum yek vaishya ho !
15. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga.
16. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai.
17. Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai.
18. Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga.
19. Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya.
20. Chudeil! Kide pade tere .....
21. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega.
22. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.
23. Woh kutte ki maut marega.
24. Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi.
25. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.
26. Apne hathiyaar phenk do.
27. Keshto: Hi-HEEYAAHH!
28. Har kutte ka din aata hai.
29. Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga.
30. Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?
31. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ...

Now some awesome stuff from heroes and villains...

Top Hero Dialogues

1. Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai. Aur har kar jeetne walon ko Baazigar kehte hain, kya kehte hain? Baazigar. — Baazigar
2. Rishte mein hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. — Shahenshah
3. Mere paas ma hai. — Deewar
4. Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai.— Damini
5. Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti. — Silsila
6. Mera naam Raju hai, main us desh ka vasi hoon jis desh mein Ganga behti hai. — Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai
7. Jab ye dhai kilo ka haath kisi par padta hai, to admi uthta nahin, uth jata hai. — Damini
8. Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge. — Mughal-e-Azam
9. Jao pahle us admi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath pe yeh likha - Mera baap chor hai.— Deewar

Top Villain Dialogues

1. Mogambo khush hua! — Mr India
2. Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega. — Sholay
3. Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya? — Sholay
4. Sara shahar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. — Kalicharan
5. Idhar bhau ko election jitaye kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre. Mumbai ka king kaun? Bhikhu Mhatre.— Satya
6. Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur.— Sholay
7. Arrey o Sambha, kitne aadmi the? — Sholay

Now for the bestest ones, some Mithunda dialouges ...

Mithun's amazing dialouges

1. Mera naam hai Suraj, truck driver Suraj

2. Bheegi hui cigrette , jal nahi sakti
Aur yeh kahtay hai ki teri maut ki tarikh tal nahi sakti

3. Naam hai Sankar .. aur hoon mein Gunda No. 1

4. Apuun ka naam hai Heera,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera..."

5. kala shetty: Kaun hai be tu?

Mithun da: Mai hun tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,

Garibon ke liye jyoti,

Gundon ke liye jwala,
Tuze banake maut ka niwala,

Tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.

6. Kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi......chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!!

7. Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda

8. Mantriji:- "Ye kanch bullretproof hai. Tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte"
Mithun Da:-"Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi"

And he breaks the glass by throwing small stones onto it. TALIYYYANN !!!!

9. Dushmano ki Lashon par Bhangra karne wala kabhi Langada nahin hota.

10. Koi Shak?

BTW I still consider Anand and Sholay to have the bestest dialouges ever...


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