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Monday, July 02, 2007

Long Live the Aam Aalsi Aadmi

If R.K.Laxman gave The Common Man (Aam Aadmi) to World, we give the world the Aam Aalsi Aadmi. Some of the charecteristics of AAA,
  • He is Aam, Aam as in Aam- the Common.
  • He is Aalsi
  • First two sentences prove that He is a Aadmi
Also rather than being a silent witness to most of the events around him and having an opinion about it, AAA is suppose to save his energy by having an opinion but not being at the site of incident. AAA is gifted with a strong sense of instinct which helps them form opinions without even observing an incident.

The Cartoon character is still under design but he is supposed to look quite shabby due to his Aalasya preventing him from taking a bath.

We are in talks with Air Deccan for replacing their mascot with ours once its designed, the Aalsi theme much in sync with their timings...:)

This character is truly inspired from one person whom I consider to be the human incarnation of the Aam Aalsi Aadmi. In his own words,

alasya kabhi marta nahin hai...bas so jaata hai

meTaL or LKP (its pronounced as ल क प ) is the true representative of the Aam Aalsi Aadmi, one who inspires everyone to Billi glory. From the sleepy hostels of DA-IICT to the irky dorms of IIM-Indore he effuses laziness in its full glory. In his company I have spent countless hours just doing nothing and creating some silly things like the once famous DTC (DA-IICT Tond Club). He is a true inspiration for millions of us showing that sleeping is far more superior mechanism of nutrition than food itself. Sleep gives us more energy than Carbs to basically do nothing and save it for future, quite important as the world moves towards an imminent Energy Crisis.

Other members which truly deserve the company of ल क प,
  • Inzamam-ul-haq aka Inzy, former Cricket Captain of Pakistan.
  • Sarat aka TTY (read as तू तो यार), aalasya and intelligence zipped in one file, currently lazying out at IIIT Hydbad
  • JD who is heading to IIIT HydBad :) (We will all miss you at office, volleyball, home and Bangalore :( )
Me leaving myself out, I am aalsi but not in the league of these extraordinary Gentlemen.

p.s.- No offense meant against any of the above-mentioned individuals, I think they are truly all amazingly intelligent individuals...(including the great RK Laxman). And all of you take bath for sure...maybe!!! Thanks to Jaine for telling me the famous quote of LKP to work on...:)

p.p.s- The character will be copyrighted by me soon, so no infringement...:)

27 comments:

Pingu said...

wah! wattapost! still loffing hard :D

me too on the list... Rip Van Winkle could take lessons from me...

make sure ur AAA cartoon wears glasses and has a wide forehead :P

waise aalsi tho tu bhi hai...mere tag ka kya hua??

Supriya said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!
I donno why desi sounds similar to aalsi :P

pingu said...

Supriya has given a fitting name for ur cartoon - "Aalsi Desi" Excellent!

Naresh said...

Cool... A mix of those characters u mentioned wud make the best cartoon in the aalsi segment... :P

waise, AKS kab chale be?! :P

nitesh said...

wah desi wah
tty
alasya marta nahi hai so jaata hai
hats of to metal

Supriya said...

looks like sum1's plannning to go watch AKS... I'm waiting for desi and naresh's reviews on the flick so that I can save the trouble :)

enginerd said...

Desh and Naresh!
AKS this weekend. Remember, wearing a topi to the hall is a must.

desh said...

@pingu
tag wasnt answered as i wasnt readin nethng worth a post, was too fed up of ayn rand too...n forget the sketch will never make it
aalsi desi, dont mind whtever neone calls me now, i am quite used to new nicks once in a while

@supriya
thnks for spotting th rhyme :-)

desh said...

@naresh
will try to do tht, AKS lets do it, btw saw die hard 4.0 yday, amazing stuff

@nitesh
aalsya kayam rahe

@supriya
watch it with or without review :)

desh said...

@enginerd
haan haan chalte hai ;)
lets c, plans for nandi hills also on cards though

Naresh said...

jo bhi plans ho, lemme know!

me too seen Die Hard 4... Amazing stuff! Wont beat Sivaji, though! ;)

Smartalec said...

roflol!!!!
too good, man! aalas ke devtaon ka mast list hai... u forgot anurag, nkj, kp, etc. but i shall forgive u:p
mazaa aa gaya post padhkar

desh said...

@smartalec
onu ko main pata nahi kaise bhul gaya, waise u knw he was active in atleast one act :P

dont need to mention it here :))

KP was not aalsi, he didnt eist for 7 sems in collg :)

Sur said...

He is Aam, Aam as in Aam- the Common.
He is Aalsi
First two sentences prove that He is a Aadmi Also

ur 'Inference skills' are great dude, ur gonna bell the billi this time!

Gravity said...

dis is desi at his best
ultimate post
:hail desh:

jàiné said...

desi ...
post ka credit thoda bahut mujhe bhi jaata hai ...
agar meine woh LKP ke golden wrds apna status msg na banaye hote to ?

Also u forgot chotu, divesh ...

TheQuark said...

classic one from the stables of an unstable mind!

A 4 day stubble (but no him-ass baba's dirty cap) for AAS

desh said...

@sur
was tht leg pullin or applause
chalta hai, billi ki taiyari to off track ho rahi hai :)

@gravity
thnq
aajkal e wing ke naye aalsi sitarein kaun hai

desh said...
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desh said...

@jaine
aapko credit de diya gaya hai sir
btw diwesh aur chotu kisi aur mahaan category main hai, baad main likhunga


@quark
saw him-ass baba crap today, was as good dirty as dirty dancing, i mean not all dirty :)

Sur said...

that was applause, I found tht inference to be the funniest thing in the post!:)

desh said...

okie okie :)

Gravity said...

@desh
ewing ka asli aalsi star mera roomie hai jisse sooraj dekhe hue arsa bit gaya hai
jab sooraj dhalne k baad uthte hai aur ugne se pehele fir so jaate hai

dk said...

hahahaha

awesome desi awesome
i have been out for some time
now i am back :)

desh said...

@dk
welcome back sir, hw is gurgaon???

@gravity
woh tumhare generation ke hai, hum tumse buzurg hai bacche :P

meTaL said...

:o

Thanks for dedicating an AAA post to me but u r really doing injustice to all the more distinguished AAAs that haunted the corridors (or beds) of our college (most notably yourself).

Anyhow,
Alasya kaayam rahe

desh said...

Alasya kayam rahega :)

i deliberately chucked my self out of the list btw :), but u wr ahead than me...

compiling a list is a tuff job, u always cant leave anyone

lets c,
diwesh, chotu, onu, mouvva, kp, etc etc
its too long